Tentang Diriku yang Gak Penting Banget

Kepada Yth :

Sodari Ieyaz dan Bli Gusti

Dengan hormat,

Melalui postingan ini saya menghimbau agar anda mengembalikan jati diri saya yang sebenarnya agar saya kembali ke jalan yang benar. Karena akibat dari mengerjakan tag ini saya jadi menceritakan diri saya.

Itu hal yang sangat langka dilakukan oleh Itik Manis nan Amis, sebagai seorang artis papan tulis. Seharusnya anda membayar saya seperti halnya para paparazzi atau infotainment saat sedang mewawancarai saya.

Tapi anda meminta saya menceritakan secara gratis??? Oh tidakkkk!!!

Tunggu pembalasan saya…waspadalah!! Waspadalah!!

1. Where is your cell phone now?

Di tas, kadang di rumah tetangga (boleh minjem)

2. Relationship?

Singlet

3. Your hair?

Hitam, panjang, lebat, nutupin bolong dipunggung hi…hi…hi *ketawa kunti*

4. Work?

Pengangkut Material (itulah makanya gw sering dibilang CEWE MATERIALISTIS)

5. Young Sisters?

Kamu-kamu lagi…
rindu..rindu lagi ah bosan aku…
ya iya iya iya iya… *eeenghhh itu The Sister ya???*

6. Your favorit thing?

Melamun, mengkhayal….

7. Your dream last night?

Ketemu sama Aa’ Richie

8. Your favorit drink?

Air Putih dunkz….kan sehat *ngeles…padahal karena miskin ga mampu beli Soft Drink*

9. Your dream car?

Toyota Saloon *secara….gw kan Menteri Para Normal Indonesia Kabinet Pecah Belah Jilid 6009*

10. Your shoes?

Ngga mesti, kadang AP Boot (kalo lagi Banjir) Kadang sandal jepit (Kalo lagi Tugas di Pasar)

11. Your fears?

Suster Ngesot, Suster Keramas, Hantu Puncak Datang Bulan…

12. What do you want to be in 10 years?

Mantan Miss Universe yang menikah dengan Aa’ Richie dan punya anak 15

13. Who did your hang out with last week?

Mama….*kaciannnnnn dweh…sama Mama teyus*

14. What are you not good at?

*Ditanyain atau dikomentarin soal umur

*Di diemin tanpa tahu sebabnya kenapa

*Me-judge gw tanpa mau tahu gw lagi dalam kondisi apa dan bagaimana

*Di tanyain no hape.

Asli!!!! gw paling males, paling bête kalo udah menyangkut urusan sama hape ini..bahkan kalo boleh milih, gw lebih milih gak punya hape atau gak bawa hape sekalian..

Buat gw, hape itu suka bawa malapetaka, suka bikin salah paham, ngga tau kondisi gw lagi gimana tiba-tiba dimarahin, di diemin *emosi jiwa*

Padahal :

a. Gw lebih sering ga bawa hape
b. Gw sering ga punya pulsa
c. Gw sering di check isi smsnya sama bokap

Bukannya gw pelit, tapi hidup gw masih tergantung dari uang saku ortu. Jatah pulsa gw gak lebih dari 10 ribu/minggu

Makanya gw lebih suka chat di YM atau FB an aja, kalo onlen itu gw onlen pake paket Unlimited Telkomselflash punya ortu. Jadi gratisan…ga ngabisin pulsa

(So, I am very Confused about that…..If You know Dear…^--^)

*Dengarkan Curhatku…*

15. One of your wish list item?
Persiapan menuju Pemilihan Miss Universe 2010

16. Where you grew up?

Lahir di Inggris, sekolah di Jerman, terdampar di Zimbabwe

17. Last thing you did?

Mengerjakan Task ini *tunggu aja pembalasanku..lebih kejaaammmmm!!!*

18. What are you wearing?

Baju Hitam, Iket kepala Hitam lengkap dengan lilin, kemenyan dan kembang tujuh rupa *mau ngepet bok!*

19. Your computer?

Merk “Semoga Awet”

20. Your pet?

Martina Angelica Siti Maemunah *Ikan Lele gw*

21. Your life?

Ngga mesti sih,
kadang menyenangkan,
kadang berantakan (sering).
Kadang sedih, kadang suka,
kadang jatuh cinta (jarang)
kadang patah hati (lebih sering),
kadang ditolak cowo (paling sering)

22. Missing ?

Seseorang…..

I am very missing him, missing him until Now.

Where are you ***ky_only? my only_**m??

*ini serius bo, sumpah gw rindu banget sama dia*

23. What are you thinking right now?

Nulis buku sendiri, punya pacar yang dicintai dan mencintai, punya rumah tingkat 10, punya anak 12, punya pembantu 15

24. Your car?

Bom Bom Car

25. Your kitchen?

Buat Selurupan ngadem di kulkas kalo lagi kepanasan

26. Your favorit color?

Loreng *Maklum, gw kan Itik Loreng (keturunan ke 13 dari Mama Loreng)

27. Last time you laugh?

1 detik yang lalu.
Catatan : Tiap detik gw ketawa sendiri…terutama kalo lagi keabisan obat sarap..

28. Last time you cried?

1 detik yang lalu juga.
Catatan : Tiap abis ketawa sendiri, gw suka nangis sendiri juga…terutama saat Ayanan tiba

29. Love?

Siapa yang pantas, yang bisa kuandalkan,
Bukan Rayuan, bukan pujian
Yang aku inginkan cinta apa adanya
Aku Pilih….”DIA”

30. So who wants to share their ONEs? How about?

My Mom’s; about everything…about Life, About Love, About Cry…

31. PERSON SELECTED TO THE TAG...

Binun mo nge-tag siapa?..


Ternyata penderitaan saya tak berhenti disitu, saya juga dapet tag dari Mas Baho tentang Food For Soul, ini dia…..

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be

Center of non-violence stands the principle of love

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects

Find god- he isn't hiding from you, you're hiding from him.

Government is like gravity; it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not, accept it

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling

If you try you may fail, if you don't try you're guaranteed to fail.

Judge people less on their mistakes than on how they handle their mistakes

Kind of optical delusion of consciousness
Life is relationships; the rest is just details

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine

No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less

Our enemies are sacred because they make us strong

People in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman

Quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn't fall down

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

The greatest personal limitation is to be found not in the things you want to do and can't, but in the things you've never considered doing.

Unique Personality can be exist longer

Virtue of love isn’t finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly

Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it; boldness has genius, power, and magic in it

Xccelent change make you be Excellent People

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair

Zegitu aza ya..zaya zudah puzing nek!

Thanks buat Ayas Tasli Wiguna

Dan Tyas

Kalian berdua memang pasangan yang serasi….
semoga langgeng selamanya.
Ditunggu undangannya segera *hi..hi gossip baru bo!*

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